That moment when you find the perfect username, screen name, login name, etc. and it’s “already taken.”

Trust in friends

ratherdielaughing:

 Expectation

Reality

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When the teacher is lecturing too fast

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
  • omggg so me

that moment when your parents actually say yes

When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in

 

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